Cornell University
The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement. Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"CEO: "Yes, get me a...
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1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."2) The home of athletes who make their opposition...
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Home of arguably the worst of all architectural eyesores, its architecture building. Student 1: "Do you think that we should admit to the horrific appearance of that architecture building?"Student 2:...
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A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as...
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A play in poker made on the basis of hope rather than other information. Player 1: "What was he thinking making that ridiculous call with only middle pair?"Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a...
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Not to be confused with outs, a card in poker that would guarantee a player the winning hand. Friend: "I can't believe he sucked out on you that hand!"Player: "Yeah, even though I flopped the flush,...
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Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should...
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The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement. Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"CEO: "Yes, get me a...
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A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud. "So how much did...
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A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself. "Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you...
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To wait for someone else to call back when a call gets disconnected rather than calling back yourself. "Damnit the call got dropped.""Aren't you going to call her back man?""Nah dude, I think I'll...
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1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."2) The home of athletes who make others feel better...
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